Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dinosaur pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!
Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.
Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?
Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.
Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you -- I can reach everything.
Everyone thinks us carnivores can't be sensitive.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, it would be a Gorgeousaurus.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

Hey girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur.
Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?
Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.
Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.
I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.
I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.
I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

I may not be a Dinosaur, but I can still make that pussy sore.
I wanna stag your saurous.
I'd like to make her dino-sore.
I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.
I'm a T-Rex, and let's just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else ...
I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.
I'm an omnivore. That's right baby, I eat everything.
I'm gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.
I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

If I can't have you I'll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.
I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
Kiss me if i'm wrong, but...Dinosaurs still exist...Right?
Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.
One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.
Sweetheart, you put the ALL in Allosaurus, you know what I'm saying?
T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.
They call me the brachiosaurus cuz I never have to come up for air, girl.

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?
Wanna see my stegosaurus.
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.
Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.
You can dig up my bone any day.

You look good enough to eat.
You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.
You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?
You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

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