Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dinosaur pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!
Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.
Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?
Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.
Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you -- I can reach everything.
Everyone thinks us carnivores can't be sensitive.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, it would be a Gorgeousaurus.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

Hey girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur.
Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?
Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.
Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

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