Cat Pick Up Lines

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.

Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

Baby, you put the T in tuna

Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?

Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.

Hey, look what the cat dragged in.

How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

I have a cat, she would like to meet you.

I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

I like cats more than dogs.

I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 8 lives with you

If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

If you were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you.

I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.

Just call me Puss in Boots.

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.

Tell me what makes you meow

Want to see some hairballs?

Where have you been all my lives?

You are purrrrfect.

You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.

You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws

You're a pretty pussy.

Your the cats whiskers.