Cat Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cat pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Henry
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Tom
Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Natalia
Hey, look what the cat dragged in.
How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Scoot Whiteford
I have a cat, she would like to meet you.
I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Alex Parker
I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

I like cats more than dogs.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Tyra
I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?
I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Jordan
If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.
If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Amos
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 8 lives with you
If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
If you were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Iggy
I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you.

I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: james
Just call me Puss in Boots.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Victor
My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Joe
Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.
Tell me what makes you meow
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: J. Ratliff
Want to see some hairballs?
Where have you been all my lives?

You are purrrrfect.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Rick R
You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: H Irwin
You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Marry
You're a pretty pussy.
Your the cats whiskers.

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