Cat Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cat pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Henry
Baby, you put the T in tuna
Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Tom
Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Natalia


Hey, look what the cat dragged in.
How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Scoot Whiteford
I have a cat, she would like to meet you.
I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Alex Parker
I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.


I like cats more than dogs.
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Tyra
I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?
I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Jordan
If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.
If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
  • Cat
  • Submitted by: Amos

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