Dog Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dog pick up lines for teens and adults.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Come on, don’t make me beg!
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
Have your people call my people.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
I love to be pawed.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I think this is love at first sniff
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
I'm crazier than a Beagle in a vacuum factory, baby!
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
It was love at first sniff.
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
I’m a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets.
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!
My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Pee here often?
Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
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