Dog Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dog pick up lines for teens and adults.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
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  • Submitted by: Franco
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
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  • Submitted by: Sorner
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Can I get you a tennis ball?
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  • Submitted by: LeGod

Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Come on, don’t make me beg!
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  • Submitted by: Suzan M.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
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  • Submitted by: carlye
Do you believe in cross-breding?
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  • Submitted by: laura42
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

Doggy style?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
ee, your ass smells terrific!
Have your people call my people.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?

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