Insect and Bug Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious insect and bug pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!
Are you a termite because your about to have a mouthful of wood.
Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
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  • Submitted by: Mark Merrick
Every day with you is like a honeymoon.
Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?
Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?
Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!
Honey, your thorax is huge!
I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.
If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.
If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.
Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.
Is that your ovipositor, or are you just going to sting me?
Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.
My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.Cockroach
Nice buns, where's your frons?
Pollinate me.

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.
When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?
Would you bite my head off if I said that you're one sexy mantis?
Yo! Wanna carry my sac?
You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.
You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
You're like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.

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