Fishing Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious fishing pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?
Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves?
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.
Hey girl are you a fish? Because we should hook up.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.
I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing but I think we should hookup.
I have a lucky pole.

I wanna hook you on my worm?
I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.
If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.
My dad has a drift boat.
Reel me in.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.
There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.
Wanna see my big lure?
Want to compare tan lines?

We should hook up. Get it?
You can look through my tackle box.
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to fish you.
You must be a crankbait cause you got me hooked.
You've got me hook, line, and sinker.

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