Pick Up Lines for Gardener


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pick up lines for gardener for teens and adults.



By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Can I rake your front yard?
Can I trim your bushes?
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?


Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.
Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.
Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.
Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!


How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
How about you and me turnip in your bed?
How big does your squash grow?
How juicy are your pumelos?
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

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