Pick Up Lines for Gardener

By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.

Can I interest you in some of my compost?

Can I rake your front yard?

Can I trim your bushes?

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!

How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.

How about you and me turnip in your bed?

How big does your squash grow?

How juicy are your pumelos?

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants...

I dig you!

I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?

I got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

I like my men like I like my compost..dark & rich.

I like your melons, can I taste them?

I love a man with a raised bed.

I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

I think the soil needs some double digging.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

I'd love to get into your plants!

If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips next to my tulips.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.

If I was a gardener, I´d put your tulips and my tulips together.

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here?

I’d like to make you my backyard bounty.

My tiller run so smooth.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Roses or Daisies?

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Want to cross pollinate?

Want to help me germinate my seeds?

What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?

When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.