School

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

Are you Harvard? Because I know I’ve got no chance with you.

Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Do you have a pen I could borrow?

Girl, let's learn something they don't teach in school.

Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

High school is hell... and you’re the hottest thing here!

I am gonna do anything to get an A.

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.

I know summer must be over, because you’re about to fall for me.

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you.

Im no school administrator but there's an extension program going on in my trousers...

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

What'd you think of that test?

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.