School


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious school for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
  • School
  • Submitted by: Nikki Turner
Are you Harvard? Because I know I’ve got no chance with you.
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.


Do you have a pen I could borrow?
Girl, let's learn something they don't teach in school.
Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.
Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?
High school is hell... and you’re the hottest thing here!
  • School
  • Submitted by: Mr Gentleman


I am gonna do anything to get an A.
I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.
I know summer must be over, because you’re about to fall for me.

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