Ghetto Pick Up Lines

Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.

Are you from the ghetto. Cuz im abt to ghetto hold of that ass.

Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I would love to spread them!

Ay bitch your titties look good in that shirt.

Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!

Baby these ain belly rolls, these succulent bundles of joy.

Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

Baby, my love for you is like a copied assignment: I just can't explain it.

Damn girl, yo probably worth 10 food stamps, cuz you FINE!

Damn you got a big A S S!

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Don't worry I'll look better after a few drinks...

Girl i get foodstamps and a welfare check, so what's up?

Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with cha fine ass!

Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.

Gurl I love how yo eyebrows come together, it represents unity.

Gurl, you da only one I'd ever spend my minutes on.

Hey baby, do you know how to drive? Because I would love to ride.

Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got dat ass ma!

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

Hi, I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

I have good credit.

I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.

I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.

Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close.

Just get in tha car, bitch... I'm famous.

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

Ohh I was wondering... Can I have yo' numba?

So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?

That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?

There's somethin wrong wit your phone... my numbers not in it!

Watch your step girl … I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.

Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.