Stock Market Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious stock market pick up lines for teens and adults.

"Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.
Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?
Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.
Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.
Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!

Baby, you’re not an option, — you’re totally a future!
Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.
Did it hurt when you crashed?
Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?
Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!

Girl, if you and I were a stock, we'd be Pork Futures.
Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that ass up?
Hey babe, I think your fundamentals look great! I'd love to add you to my portfolio.
Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.
Hey baby, want to see my S&P index?

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