Economics Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious economics pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you revenue? Cause I'm a loss without you.
Baby, you’re not an option, — you’re totally a future!
Do you want to get out of here so you can show me your private funding?
Girl ill boost your moral like Enron boosted the economy in the 90's.
Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.


Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.
Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.
Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.
Hey girl my patronus is a financial statement.
Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.


Hey girl, you interested in receiving some liquidity tonight?
I need you to help me fight some inflation.
I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.
I wanna put her into my mutual fund. Collect interest on that if ya know what I mean.
I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

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