Economics Pick Up Lines

Are you revenue? Cause I'm a loss without you.

Baby, you’re not an option, — you’re totally a future!

Do you want to get out of here so you can show me your private funding?

Girl ill boost your moral like Enron boosted the economy in the 90's.

Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.

Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Hey girl my patronus is a financial statement.

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

Hey girl, you interested in receiving some liquidity tonight?

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

I wanna put her into my mutual fund. Collect interest on that if ya know what I mean.

I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

I’m a freak between the spreadsheets.

I’m very volatile, I need some quantitative easing.

My love for you is like a perpetuity, it'll never end.

Our love is like a recombining binomial; even if we go our own path we'll always find our way back together.

Say girl, if you were the federal funds market, I would set my benchmark interest rate at 100%, 'cuz you fine.

The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

You want to come upstairs? I'll show you my AAPL certifictes.

You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

You’re a hot commodity.