Military Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious military pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?


Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.
Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.
Can I do SABC on you?
Can I put my gun in your holster?


Can i see your battle buddy?
Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot?
Damn you fine! What's YO laundry mark?
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Do you know how to clean a gun?

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