Military Pick Up Lines

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.

Can I do SABC on you?

Can I put my gun in your holster?

Can i see your battle buddy?

Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot?

Damn you fine! What's YO laundry mark?

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Do you know how to clean a gun?

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Drop and give me 69!

Girl you are like C4 cause you just blew me away.

Girl you want to see my glowstick and PT with me!

Hey babe are you a weapon? Cause I'm about to make you condition one.

Hey baby, want some BAH and tricare?

Hey girl, can you be my enemy? Because I wanna get contacted by you.

Hey sergent i want to empty my gun magazine in you.

Hi, is your name Wagner?

How could have I avoided your sight when you shot me with your love from point blank range.

I bet you give great kevlar!

I come with benefits.

I want to double time march in or around her mouth.

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

I'll shine your boots, girl.

I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.

I'm about to flank you from the rear.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!

Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

My sights are locked on you!

Save water and shower with an airman.

Target aquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?