Accounting Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious accounting pick up lines for teens and adults.
Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.
Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?
I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.
I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
I'd do just about anything to see your GAAP.
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