Pick Up Lines for the Backyard Homesteader
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pick up lines for the backyard homesteader for children of all ages, teens and adults.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a decomposing pile? Cause you look hot.
Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.
Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Can i grow some of you on my farm?
Can I plow you instead of this field?
Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.
Come on baby, gimme your seed.
Cottons not the only thing i'll be picking up tonight.
Do you combine here often?
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