Are you Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious are you pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrfect.
Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a total BaBe.
Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

Are you a political operative? Because I detect a rise in the poles.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
Are you global warming? Because you're making my world hot as heck.
Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

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