Chemistry

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Are you a compound of beryllium and barium because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

Are you an alkali metal because you are sodium fine.

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Full

Are you game for a sigmatropic rearrangement?

Are you into science? Because I LAB you!

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Are you made of Copper and Tellerium ? You look CuTe.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're so [CuTe].

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute.

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

Are you nitrate salt? Cause you're soluble in my heart.

Are you uranium? cos you're the bomb.

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.

Baby, you’re photons are raising me to an excited state!

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Chem students do it on the table periodically.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!

Girl are you made of calcium, nitrogen, titanium and potassium because you're CaNTiK.

Hey baby, I’ll lower your kinetic energy.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Hey girl are you made up of arsenic and sulfur 'cause I want that AsS.

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

How’d you like to make a ring seal?

I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

I can be a little caustic, maybe you should de-base me.

I got a charge out of bonding with you.

I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

I think you just satisfied my octet.

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

I wish I were adenine, because then I could get paired with U.

I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid. When I go in you, we'll explode.

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!

If i am a proton, can you be my neutron? So that we can be nucleon.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

If I could rewrite the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.