Chemistry


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious chemistry for teens and adults.



You make my atomic number rise.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
You must be chlorine because you’re polarizing my bond.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
You must be made of Uranium and Iodine, because all I can see is U and I.


You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
You must have an extraordinary heat capacity, because you are hot!
You want to see if we can make some new compounds from an "energetic" reaction?
You're an alcohol and I'm your ketone. I'll protect your from the Grignards of life.
You're an electrophile and I'm a nucleophile, we're attracted and we can make each other happy.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
You're like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238. Almost inseparable isotopes.


You're so cool, molecules stop in your presence.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
You're special. Like the Hydrogen element in the periodic table.
You're sweeter than fructose.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You’re hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
You’re such a perfect arrangement of atoms.

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