Psychology Pick Up Lines

According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.

Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.

Are you Broca's apahsia? Because you leave me speechless.

Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.

Are you Phineas Gage? Because I lost my mind for you.

Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!

Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.

Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.

Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.

Baby, all I see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!

Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.

Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.

Damn girl! You must be ovulating!

Do come lay on my couch... With me.

Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.

Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.

Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.

Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?

Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.

Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.

Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.

Girl you put me in an altered state of consciousness.

Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

Hey baby, will you let me socially penetrate your triangular theory of love?

Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you're making me drool.

Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.

I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.

I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.

I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.

I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

I think I'm schizophrenic, because baby I'm delusional about you.

I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.

If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.

Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your medulla inflamed? Because you made my heart skip a beat!

Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!