Physics


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious physics for teens and adults.



A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, we may already be in love right now.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.
Baby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.
Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.


Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Can I have your significant digits?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Do you want to dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.


Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you!
Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!
Freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Hey baby, wanna get together and make our own Grand Unified Theory?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey baby, what's your quantum number?


Hey baby, what's your sine?
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight sweetheart?
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase?
Hey, want to get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase sweetheart?
Hi baby, you must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
How do you feel about experiments?
How do you feel about group experiments?


How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.
I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.
I could get you Roahn Winer's autograph.
I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!
I don't think gravity is causing me to fall in love. It must be you!
I got a pocket full of radium and my homeboys do too.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?


I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
I swear I'm not a physics major.

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