Physics


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious physics for teens and adults.



A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, we may already be in love right now.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.


Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.
Baby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.
Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.


Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Can I have your significant digits?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Do you want to dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

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