Physics

I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

I want to orbit around you, because damn, that is one heavenly body.

I was fascinated by most of the fundamental theorem of calculus.

I'd fall for you even in absence of gravity.

I'd like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby.

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum sweetheart.

I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

If I was an electron, I would be in a higher energy level. Because you got me excited.

If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night baby!

In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Let's determine the coefficient of kinetic friction between our bodies!

Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.

Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.

Let’s exchange fermions!

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

My love for you is like an alternating current, its unlimited.

My love for you is like inertia. I'll keep moving even when you stopped.

Neutrinos might have the mass, but I've got the length.

So how about we go discover our coefficient of friction sweetheart.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

The direction fields of my heart all point to you.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Top quark or bottom quark?

Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Was that drink magnetic? 'Cause you are attractive.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

What is the resonant frequency?

What's that great perfume? Vacuum grease?