Geography Pick Up Lines

Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!

Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.

Do you like Northeast African countries? Cuz I'm all about Djibouti.

Geographers do it in the field!

Has there been an increase in population density or are you getting close to me?

Hey baby, are you an enclave or an exclave? Cause I'm in an elongated state.

Hey baby, are you from Quito? Because you're Ecuadorable.

Hey girl, I'd map out YOUR vernacular region.

Hey girl. If I could own any country in the world, I'd make Djibouti mine.

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

Hey, are you a twenty first-century urban area in need of reurbanisation, because I’m gonna in-fill you.

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

How deep are your oceans?

I don’t know much geology, but I sure do know that I can rock your world.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.

I'd totally map your flows.

I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

I'm at my dew point.

I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

I've done the research and my findings conclude: your place has the best agglomeration effect.

If you were a year you'd be the last one, cause you're the hottest on record.

Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?

I’d love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.

I’m gonna be just like an Oxbow Lake in its later stages and erode right through you.

Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

My block mountain is rising girl.

My love for you will never be eroded away.

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

Nothing's been the same since I fell into your territorial trap.

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

So babe, is it just me or did we just cross to the intertropical convergent zone?

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?

What's the altitude of your pole?

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

Why geography books! I will take u all around the world in a fairy tale!

Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

You just continentally drifted into my heart.

You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

You spin my heart like a globe.

You want to take a trip down South tonight?

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

You're hotter than a pyroclastic flow.

You're like basaltic magma...HOT!