Astronomy Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious astronomy pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you the perigee moon? Because i'm so fucking attracted to you day by day.


Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
But you're the sun...and Ill revolve my life around you.


Can you give me a hand extracting me from my capsule?
Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like ur smile.
Do you believe in the big bang theory?

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