Climate

Are you a climate model? Because you are hot.

Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

Are you the reason behind global warming? Because you are really hot.

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so lets just transition to the sheets.

Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy...

Baby, you make me want to get dirtier than clean coal.

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Coffee, Fair Trade, Organic Tea, or Me.

Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

Don't say you've got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth.

Don't worry, we don't need more protection, our's is world class.

Fracking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

Girl I love it when you move your assets like that.

Girl, you're like the climate crisis. I just can't deny you.

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

Hey Babe, is there global warming... or is that just you?

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, your gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

Hey, baby. Usually I'm against strip mining but for you I'll make an exception.

Hey, wanna go for a romantic walk where the beach used to be?

How green is your valley, baby?

I bet your father is an environmentalist , because you are so eco-friendly.

I don't care if it's cold, baby... let's walk to that protest at the Saudi embassy.

I like my women like I like my energy. Dirty.

I should call you carbon 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

I won't tell anyone how you like to frack...its a proprietary trade secret.

I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

I'll give you a target so ambitious, you won't have any choice but to fall for it.

I'm like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

If you were a year you'd be the last one, cause you're the hottest on record.

Is it cold outside or are you just excited to see me?

Is it hot in here? Or did you just render every known climate change model irrelevant?

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you've got me spinning.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I would never forget a fan like you.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

Love is a renewable energy.

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

My satellite data is much cooler than your bloated, manipulated surface record.

Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

Our love is a renewable & infinite resource. That's how I know we'll win.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate’s important to both me & you.

So, lets get some emission reductions tonight?