Weather

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna suck me later.

Girl, I'ma make you so wet so fast you'll think you were caught in a thunderstorm.

Girl, you're like this weather, gorgeous.

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.

I'll be the weather to your climate.

I'll be your seawall when a tsunami strikes.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I'm no weatherman but you can expect 3 inches tonight.

Is that sunscreen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

There a cold front coming...but I’m gonna keep your front warm.

There's a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?

There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.

Weather is not the only thing that's hot today.

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!