Cheesy


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cheesy for teens and adults.



Are you a fairy? Because you're the answer to all my prayers...
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Aren't your legs tired? Because you've been running on my mind all night!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.


Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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  • Submitted by: Michael R. Thomsen


Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey, you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
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  • Submitted by: Annsleigh W
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
I can be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.
I couldn’t help but notice that your lips look really lonely. Would they like to come over and meet mine?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?


I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
I'm a verb because you can do me.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
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  • Submitted by: Alexandr R.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.Lily
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...
If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...
If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Is you name Homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!


Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get!
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Is your name Mickey? because your so FINE!
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

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