Austin Power Pick Up Lines

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I love gooooooold.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

My name is Austin...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Should we shag now or later?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?