Austin Power Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious austin power pick up lines for teens and adults.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I love gooooooold.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

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