Money Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious money pick up lines for teens and adults.
Baby you're worth more then 1 billion.
Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?
Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I’m showing interest.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Cash is King.
Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead?
Do you have a bank account? You must! Im saving all my love for you.
Hey baby, what's your FICO score?
Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.
I have a small penis, but a big bank account.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.
Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?
Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?
Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?
Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!
I’ll be your debit if you’ll be my credit.
Like you can deposit my checks anytime.
Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!
Now I can afford you!
Those look great! How much did they cost?
Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.
You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.
You’re finer than the print on my credit card statement.
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