Creepy Pick Up Lines

Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see two of you.

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

You look so good, I could just eat you up.

You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.