Terrible Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious terrible pick up lines for teens and adults.

Did you just fart because you blow me away.
Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!
You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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