Awkward Pick Up Lines

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Are you a fart...cause you just blew me away!

Are you from China? Because I'm china get your number.

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry.

Can I lease you a drink?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Did you know you smell better when you are awake?

Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do you believe in icebreakers?

Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have sex with me.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes? I know, right? Me neither!

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space? Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?

Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?

I am not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.

I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

I want to touch your face... with my mouth.

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

I'm not pretty, your pretty. Lets go out.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

If you were an angle, you`d be an acute angle.

If you were an apple you'd be an apple.

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

Is your name Daniel, cause Damn!

My love for you is like diarrhoea I can't hold it in.

Oh no! Someone better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and i cant get up!

People call me nick, but you can call me tonight!

re you a parking ticket because, you have fine written all over you.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently none of them have ever been in your arms!

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me.

You must be a fire because I am hot for you!

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.