Awkward Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious awkward pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Are you a fart...cause you just blew me away!
Are you from China? Because I'm china get your number.
Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.
Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.


Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry.
Can I lease you a drink?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
Did you know you smell better when you are awake?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


Do you believe in icebreakers?
Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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