Gentleman Pick Up Lines

Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.

Do you mind if I share the rest of my life with you?

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Good day ma'am, may I show you my fountain pen?

Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

Hey, girl, did you practice karate? Cause it really looks like your practice has paid off. Good form.

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Hey, I can tie a double Windsor.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

I like my women like I like my eggs, always there to brighten up my morning.

I see your morbid fascination tingles my spine, you should date me.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Pardon me madame but you’re steaming up my goggles.

You, my dear, are the very reason men fall in love.