Medieval, Middle Ages Pick Up Lines

A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Been there, slain that.

C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

Can I put my dragon in your dungeon?

Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

Come up and see my scrolls.

Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.

Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

Dear sir, you've been injured in battle? I'll be your head chambermaid.

Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?

Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.

Don’t believe the rumours you’ve heard… the Bubonic plague didn’t affect my important organs.

Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook!

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.

Girl you know I'm all about that cocklebread, know what I'm sayin?

Girl, you must have the plague because those are some fine-looking buboes.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?

Hey girl, I feel like you and me got some alchemy...

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?

Hi babe, I'm with the Spanish Inquisition.

How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades?

How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!

I am the strongest man in my village!

I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.

I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!

I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady.

I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.

I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.

I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?

I wish to marry you for love. For that reason I have been disowned and exiled.

I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

I would pillage the countryside for you.

I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

I'd like to storm your castle!

I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

If I were a horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

It’s not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

Looks like my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.