Medieval, Middle Ages Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious medieval, middle ages pick up lines for teens and adults.
A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Been there, slain that.
C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.
Can I put my dragon in your dungeon?
Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?
Come up and see my scrolls.
Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.
Dear sir, you've been injured in battle? I'll be your head chambermaid.
Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?
Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.
Don’t believe the rumours you’ve heard… the Bubonic plague didn’t affect my important organs.
Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook!
Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?
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