Scout Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious scout pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Baby it's cold outside... We need to conserve body heat. In my sleeping bag.
Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.
Can I practice giving you CPR?
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  • Submitted by: Deylinn
Can you pitch a tent? Can you pitch a tent in your pants?
Can you tie a knot? Can you tie...my...knot?
Come on baby, I’ll show you how to live by the scout law!
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  • Submitted by: Bhavik
Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...
Do you have badges? Want to earn another?
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  • Submitted by: lord moria


I know how to tie 46 different knots, can we make it 47?
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  • Submitted by: Shonta
I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you!
I'll teach you how to build a fire baby, and keep it going all night long.
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  • Submitted by: Richard
In going back to my place, you wanna Tagalongs?
Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility...
Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.
My compass must have led me to you...
My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.


Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!
So you're looking really good today...Sorry that's what the voices in my head told me say that.
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  • Submitted by: kris002
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
These pants really are made of polyester, go ahead, you can feel them if you want to.
Wanna help me get my lovemaking badge?
Wanna see my badges?
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  • Submitted by: sadkljf
Want me to teach you how to tie knots with your tongue?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Were you in the Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.


What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.
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  • Submitted by: baby z
Yes, in fact I do have the Rabbit Raising Merit Badge.
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  • Submitted by: Arsen
You're so hot, you melt the polyester in my Class A Uniform.

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