Royal Pick Up Lines

Fancy the royal treatment?

Girl, I may not yet have the throne, but I'm sure going to take you home.

Have any nobility in you? Well, you could.

Hey girl, I can commit patricide and regicide at the same time.

Hey if you be my William, I'll be your Kate.

Hey, I'm the prince. Want to see my crown jewels? Let's head back to my palace and have a royal rumble.

I have no intrest in claiming England. I only wanted to claim you.

I've been searching for a queen, and you fit the bill.

If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

Making you mine would be my second crowning achievement.

My where do you get your sceptre polished?

Never once had to pay for margarine after letting them use our crown in that commercial.

To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

Want to see my ball and scepter?

What is a royal person like you doing in a royal place like this?

Would you like to be next in line to the bone?

Would you like to see my kingdom tomorrow?

You should see my tower. You will lose your head.

Your palace or mine.