Royal Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious royal pick up lines for teens and adults.



Fancy the royal treatment?
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  • Submitted by: Tiffany
Girl, I may not yet have the throne, but I'm sure going to take you home.
Have any nobility in you? Well, you could.
Hey girl, I can commit patricide and regicide at the same time.
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  • Submitted by: Elise
Hey if you be my William, I'll be your Kate.


Hey, I'm the prince. Want to see my crown jewels? Let's head back to my palace and have a royal rumble.
  • Royal
  • Submitted by: Armstrong
I have no intrest in claiming England. I only wanted to claim you.
I've been searching for a queen, and you fit the bill.
  • Royal
  • Submitted by: Carmen
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
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  • Submitted by: nerdy
Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?


Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.
Making you mine would be my second crowning achievement.
My where do you get your sceptre polished?
Never once had to pay for margarine after letting them use our crown in that commercial.
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  • Submitted by: Baali
To make a princess like you, your father must be a king.

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