Sailor Pick Up Lines

Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...

Can I stick my rudder in your stern?

Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?

Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?

Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

Hey sexy! may i drop my anchor into your island?

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

I'll let you raise my spin pole.

I've got something you can catch.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... wanna tie up for the night?

I've seemed to misplaced my anchor ... Can I tie up with you?

Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’ll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

I’m in charge of swabbing the Poop Deck.

Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

When I see you my main sail raises.

You can climb my mast...

You know what's best about being a sailor? Only sailors get blown offshore...

You like jet skis? Because I'd like to Sea Doo you.

You wanna see the Captains log?