Gothic Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious gothic pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?
Are you a grave? Because i want to bury myself inside you!
Are you a professional dominatrix?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.


Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Can I feed you blood?


Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
Didn’t I go to your funeral?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.

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