Gothic Pick Up Lines

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

Are you a grave? Because i want to bury myself inside you!

Are you a professional dominatrix?

Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.

Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.

Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.

Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.

Can I feed you blood?

Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

Didn’t I go to your funeral?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.

Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.

Ever do it on an embalming table?

Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

Hey there, sweet-fang!

Hey, I’m looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?

Hey, you in the black!

I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.

I’d like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.

May I dig my nails into your back?

May I lick your boots?

No, no, no… what’s your REAL name?

Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?

See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!

So, are you a satanist?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

Up for a little dominance and humiliation?

Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...

Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?

What’s your favorite Baudelaire poem?

Worship me.

Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?

You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!

You look good with skeletons.

You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

You would make a beautiful corpse.

You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.

You're the girl of my nightmares.

You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.

Your coffin or mine?