Vampire Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious vampire pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?
Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can't see any vampires in them.
Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.
Are you Tremere? Because you've got me under your spell.


Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.
Can I be your maker? I'll show you a life like you've never dreamed.
Can I have a little taste of your carotid artery?
Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.
Do you believe in love at first bite?


Do you have Dementation? 'Cause your driving me mad!
Girl, I'll bite you any day!
Give me a sketchbook baby, because I want to draw your blood.
Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely carotid artery?
Hey babe, you're hot AF. Even hotter than most of the vampires I've burned.

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