Disney
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious disney for teens and adults.
Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.Beauty and the Beast
Baby, what's it going to take for my Louie to make your Huey all Dewey?DuckTales
Be mine or you will burn.The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...Cinderella
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.Winnie the Pooh
Can I get into your cave of wonders?Aladdin
Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?Lion King
Can you feel the love tonight?Lion King
Can you help? I'm late for a very important date.. with you.Alice in Wonderland
Do you trust me?Aladdin
Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.Cinderella
Excuse me miss, but have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?Pocahontas
Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.
He was so hot, steam looked cool.Hercules
Hey Beauty, let me show you my beast.Sleeping Beauty
Hey girl are you ariel? Because i wanna be part of your world.The Little Mermaid
Hey Rapunzel, let me climb up the ladder of your love.Tangled
Hey there Cinderella, I'd like to be your Prince Charming.Cinderella
Hey there, baby girl, I bet I can make you wet as a warthogs back side!Lion King
Hey, do you work for Disney cause I think you can make all my dreams come true.
Hey, I think you're fantasmic.
Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The Stone.The Sword in the Stone
How about we skip the glass slipper and I just call you my Cinderella?Cinderella
I can take you to infinity and beyond.Toy Story
I don't like to brag, but Kung Fu Panda was partially based on me.Kung Fu Panda
I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.Cars
I think I've gone goofy for you.Goofy
I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my Woody.Toy Story
I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.Monsters, Inc.
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.Sleeping Beauty
I'm so lost in your eyes, I'm like Nemo. You better find me.Finding Nemo
I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.Sleeping Beauty
If I was Peter Pan you'd be my happy thought.Peter Pan
If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.Peter Pan
If you were Gerald, I'd let you stay on the rock.Finding Dory
If you'll be my beauty... I'll let you bring the Beast out in me.Beauty and the Beast
Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?Pinocchio
Is your name Ariel because i think we mermaid for each other.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.The Little Mermaid
Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?The Little Mermaid
Like a Disney DVD, I'm enhanced with Fast Play.
Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.Mulan
My name isn't Sully, but you can still be my Boo.Monsters, Inc.
Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it's true.The Jungle Book
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.Aladdin
Rub my magic lamp and I'll make all your wishes come true.Dove Cameron
Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.The Little Mermaid
So I've seen you're Beauty, can I show you my Beast?Beauty and the Beast
They call me "Rider" for a reason.Tangled - Flynn
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