Hippie

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.

Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?

Does it smell like weed...Or is it just you?

For when you're ready to leave the party.

Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

I just love the way you’ve styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?

I like that you don't shave...

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

Let's get trippy together barefoot.

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.

Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required.

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?

So, do you come to this abortion clinic often?

That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?

Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

You have that earthy sexy look going you'll get a job.