Kissing Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious kissing pick up lines for teens and adults.

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.
Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?
Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s.
Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.
Do you know it's unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
Hersheys makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking is one from you.
Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?Deidara
I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?Deidara
I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.
I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.
I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.Hawkeye

I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.
If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.
If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?

I’m going to give you a kiss, and if you don’t like it, you can always return it.
Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I’m very wrong.

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