Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious emo for children of all ages, teens and adults.

All your black is matching today.
Are you death because im so EMO?
Are you nasty?
Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: makenna
Baby, I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Marc
Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?
Can you do my eyeliner for me?
Can you help me tease my hair?
Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

Come with me baby it'll be a day to remember.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Kors
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?
Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: ????
From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Eloise Jenkins

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