Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious emo for teens and adults.
All your black is matching today.
Are you death because im so EMO?
Are you nasty?
Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.
Baby, I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.
Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.
Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?
Can you do my eyeliner for me?
Can you help me tease my hair?
Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.
Come with me baby it'll be a day to remember.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?
Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.
From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.
Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.
Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?
Hey baby are you a nightmare because I think your gorgeous.
Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.
Hey baby I hope we don't split like MCR did.
Hey baby, you're the chemical to my romance.
Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.
How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love song.
I always wear black because I'm emo and usually have sweaty pits.
I convinced MCR to get back together.
I don't want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.
I got u this waterproof eyeliner so you could cry over mcr without smudging it.
I have something that I don't have. I love him but he's not mine.
I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?
I like that shade of black you're wearing.
I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.
I lost my eyeliner can I have yours?
I love you more than music.
I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?
I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.
I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.
I see we use the same brand of eyeliner...
I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...
I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.
I'd sharpen your eyeliner for you.
I'd stop wearing black for you.
I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.
I'll be your eyeliner if you'll be my teased hair.
I'll be your number one with a bullet.
I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.
I'll make you remember me for centuries.
I'll never leave you like Ryan left Brendon.
I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.
I'll write more songs for than Brendon did for Ryan.
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