Cosmetics Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cosmetics pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?
Can you do my eyeliner for me?
Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.


Do you like makeup? Because I'd love to get you Naked.
Hey girl. You must be an angel. Cuz ur eyeliner wings are heavenly.
I got u this waterproof eyeliner so you could cry over mcr without smudging it.
I lost my eyeliner can I have yours?
I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?


I see we use the same brand of eyeliner...
I want to pump you harder than an eyelash curler.
I'd sharpen your eyeliner for you.
I'll be your eyeliner if you'll be my teased hair.
I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

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