Business

After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.

Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Are you interested in managing my account?

Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

Care to work under me?

Do you feel the synergy in the air between us?

Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna penetrate you.

Girl you got my heart going from slump to boom in no time.

Hey Baby, do you have enough capital? Cause I wanna start a partnership with you.

Hi, this is my briefcase. Would you like to peruse it's contents?

I can tell you’re a team player.

I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.

I wanna flesh out some symbiotic synergies with you.

I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

I want you to be my partnership during ups and downs.

I would be happy to be your human resource.

I'll stimulate your economy.

I'm gonna take this up with you offline.

I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

If my heart was made of shares, you would be the major shareholder.

If time was currency, I'd exchange it all for you.

If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

I’m working on a fun project and I was hoping I could rope you in.

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

My account is totally receivable.

My Trial Balance just won't balance without you.

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

You're the star in my Boston Matrix diagram.

Your customer interface is impressive.

Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.

You’ve been running through my invoices all night.