Brand Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious brand pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you from UPS? Because I swear you were just checking out my package.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.


Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 5, I would tap you all day!
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?


Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!
Did it hurt when you fell from iCloud?
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.

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