Brand Pick Up Lines

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you from UPS? Because I swear you were just checking out my package.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

Are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

Baby, if you were an iPhone 5, I would tap you all day!

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?

Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

Did it hurt when you fell from iCloud?

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.

Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.

Do you work at Hooters?

Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.

Girl , I’m an American Express lover … you should not go home without me.

Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.

Girl...your like Mastercard...seeing you is priceless.

Girllllll, come to my bedroom, I will make you like an Herbal Essences commercial.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

I have Skittles in my mouth, I want to taste the rainbow?

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

I hope you like LEGO ,'cos I'm a stud.

I love LEGO, you like Legos, why not build a relationship?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!

If life were a Tivo, I will rewind and play over and over again.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

Is that a Lego in your pocket or are you just happy to build me?

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get!

It must have been made ​​by Intel to be so hot!

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

I’m like Domino Pizza . If I do not come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.

My Lego collection is so vast, we can build any bedroom toy we want.

My names not Elmo, but you can Tickle me anyway!

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.