Apple Pick Up Lines

Are you into role playing? You be the iPad, I’ll be Steve.

Are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

Babe, let's sync and see what happens.

Babe, you are so beautiful, even an iphone ad can't make you look cuter.

Baby, do you want to FaceTime with me?

Baby, if you were an iPhone 5, I would tap you all day!

Baby, I’m all the AppleCare you’ll ever need.

Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

Damn girl, good thing you don't have that new iPhone, because those jeans are tight.

Did it hurt when you fell from iCloud?

Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

Go down on me like my phone's battery.

Hey babe, how about you and I head back to my iPad and I give you some FaceTime on your front VGA?

Hey baby, iPhone you tomorrow?

Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

Hey baby, wanna come over to my place for a little pinch-to-zoom?

Hey baby. Wanna see my new iPencil?

Hey Gorgeous .. how about you give me your number so that I PHONE you.

Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

I have something you really want to see. And touch.

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

I think about you as often as I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

I want to clean your dock connector.

I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

If you were white and shiny and had an Apple logo on you, I'd take you home right now.

Is your 4G really fast, or are you just happy to see me?

Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Let's get Siri-ous.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

Shall I send you my vcard?

So you wanna FaceTime?

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

This iphone has everything...except your number..can i get it.

Want to listen to my iTunes hookup playlist?

Wonder how they'll feel when the ladies find out it's really 5.5 inches.