Computer Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious computer pick up lines for teens and adults.



A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Are you a computer whiz... it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.


Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.
Baby, you over clock my processor.
Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
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  • Submitted by: Michael R. Thomsen


Child, overclock my processor.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.
Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

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