Computer Pick Up Lines

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

Are you a computer whiz... it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Are you Ubuntu-compliant? I'd like to perform a root-level operation.

Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

Baby, you over clock my processor.

Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

Child, overclock my processor.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Do not worry darling, call my dual-channel RAM.

Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

Hey baby, let me get under that operating system and take a peek at your BIOS.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

If I were an operating system, the process would be real-time priority.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

If you were a USB Port i’d stick my jump drive into you.

If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

It must have been made ​​by Intel to be so hot!

I’d like to play on your laptop.

I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.

Let’s interface our hardware.

Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.

Meeting you was F8.

My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.

My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.

Need me to unzip your files?

Nice Set of Floppies!

No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

The only thing bigger than my hard drive, is my sex drive.

There is no cache, let's just go straight to the hard drive.

Wanna come back to my room and see my latest Computer?

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 166mhz Pentium?