Electrical Engineering Pick Up Lines

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Are you in the Kelvin scale? Because you are an easy 283.

Baby you improve my power factor better than a synchronous condenser.

Baby, If you want to see some real fireworks tonight, let me show you my ultra capacitor...

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

Did it hurt? When you fell from 5 Volts?

Do you not have any resistance? Because you are the component of my dreams.

Do you want to see my Impulse response?

Don't be all Harvard with me. I think we should make like von Neumann and get together.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

Girl are you a circuit? Cause I wanna solder my resistor to your breadboard.

Girl, if you and I magnetically coupled our windings, we could transform the world.

Girl, when I looked into your eyes, I knew right away that we'd be perfect in an orbital together.

Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

I like my women like I like my oscilloscopes, easy to read and expensive.

I think we have potential.

I'll deliver power to your load.

I'm a lot like a phasor, my relationship status is always complex...

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

I'm like an LED on a dev board. Your 0 turns me on.

Let me be the input to your d-flip flop.

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

What's my V-drop? Your panties.

When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

You are like low frequency alternating current, you turn me on, then turn me off.

You are my AA battery, you charge me up.

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

You must be a B field, because you are really affecting my perpendicular component.

You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

You're so hot that my resistors are melting down.