Twitter Pick Up Lines

10,000 Tweets and it still feels like the first time!

A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!

Babe in my mind, you're always trending.

Baby, I'm all about retweeting.

Baby, if I ran twitter I'd give you an extra ten characters.

Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted form heaven?

Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

Do you have a hashtag, because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!

Do you subtweet here often?

Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.

Excuse me, but do you do the Twitter?

Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

Girl you are my favorite but would you like to be my retweet?

Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.

Girl, are you retweets, because i keep waiting for you all day long.

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!

How about instead of favoriting my tweets, I be YOUR favorite?

How many times are we gonna exchange favorites before we exchange numbers?

How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

I don't just want to favorite your tweets I want to favorite you.

I have a nicer username, you could always follow me instead.

I have re-tweeted your heart into my heart.

I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!

I like how you tweet. Or Retweet.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!

I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.

If you like my tweets, you're gonna love my penis.

If you were a tweet, I would favorite you all day.

If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.

If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.

If you were on twitter, I'd follow you.

If you're a tweet, you'd be my only favourite.

In my mind, you're always trending.

It would take me more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.

Nice hashtag!

So, do you tweet here often?

Stars from twitter must have gone to your eyes cuz their breathtaking!

Twitter changed stars to hearts because they knew that you're the only star I need in my life.

Why favourite my tweets when you can favourite me?

Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

Yeah, I favorite her, but I RETWEET you...

You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

You had me at the first character of 140...