Internet Pick Up Lines

Are we 3rd connections on LinkedIn? I think we should get a little closer.

Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

Are you google? Because you have everything that I searched for.

Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Are you tired? Because your sexy ass has been running through the Internet and my mind all day.

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

Can I get a login to your hotspot?

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print.

Do you have hotmail?...Want one?

Emojis can't describe the way I feel for you.

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.

Forget Google, check out my doodle!

Girl are you a Facebook status? Cuz I like you.

Have you been Googling me? I’ve got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I’ve been seeing your IP address in them.

Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.

Hey Baby, Ill be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Hey girl, if you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.

Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

Hi. I appreciate your Tumblr.

How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?

How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I have Amazon Prime.

I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.

I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.

I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some ?

If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you.

If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.

If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I'm really feeling a connection here.

Is your network encrypted? Im looking to hack.

Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

It is still using Internet Explorer, you like it nice and slow.

I’ll have to try again tomorrow, because you’ve already exceeded my bandwidth.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Let's see if you can suck as hard as your Vine submissions.

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

Nice to e-meet you.