Software Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious software pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.
Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.
Hey baby, we should merge our layers.Photoshop
Hey girl, how about you Ruzzle up some grub?
Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.


I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.
If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.
If you were a temple i'd run all over you.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Photoshop
I’d switch to emacs for you.


When I'm with you, all my layers are visible.Photoshop
You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

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