Programming Pick Up Lines

Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Are you into FIFO?

Are your API welldocumented?

Are your input sanitized.

Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.

Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

Baby, you cast my int to a long.

C'mon, baby, all I did was make a pull request. It's not like I cloned her repo or anything.

Compile error: Uncaught exception CallerIsACreepException extends RejectionException at Girl.getPhoneNumber()

Don't play void with me girl, I like having my calls returned.

Girl.getPhoneNumber();

Here’s my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

Hey baby, what do you say to lettin' me inject my dependency?

Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

How about you include my header?

How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

I am a boolean method whose love will always return true.

I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.

I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.

I have 99% uptime.

I have already given you ssh access.

I have the plug for your VGA port.

I need your /dev for my mount.

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.

I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.

I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

I'll love you for (;;)

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.

If we do this over https nobody will see us.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

Lemme merge into your branch.

Let us do it in n log n time.

Let us see if I can make your buffer overflow.

May I sniff your packets?

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.

My main method is "public love iLoveYou()".

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

My semaphores are always ready.

My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.